[crentist]

will this lady survive this drag of the century

[adumbscotts]

[prasejeebus]

If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video

[theocseason4]

honestly tea

[lil-rotini]

kristen stewart to shia lebeouf:

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[liliana--vess]

This transcends languages

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[lithping]

name us and the contract will be sealed

[perilous-pursuit-of-perfection]

Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time

[gaywig]

@staff please pull the fucking plug already

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[slickkjames]